Many happy endings! Mary wears a Westminster Dog Show dress, Matthew's a modern feminist, a modern "Turk confession," O'Brien's Ouiji board, hooking up in the after-life, and predictions for Season 3!
The miracle of Matthew's recovery and the beauty of well-timed plague. A Fuck You Bates (literally!) and Shannon's original Carson/Jane slash! Did you want Cora to die (even for just a second?) Should Ethel have Stella Dallas-ed her baby?
The annoying visitor who looks like he is auditioning for Face Off 2, is Sir Richard or Branson the biggest douche, lesbian slash fiction involving Lavina and Edith, a "Fuck You Carson" for slut shaming. Oh, and the war is over.
Shirley Maclaine is coming to Downton! Will Matthew die a virgin? Did Cora have a Bat Mitzvah? Are we really sad about William? And "Fuck You, Branson."
Major Mustachio, the bromance of Bates and Lord Grantham, needlepoint vs. blogging, and our weekly segment of "Fuck You Mr. Bates."
Cora's mean girl behavior, sexting in WWI, Lavina's drab green dress, a Cora pouty-face drinking game, and our new regular segment "Fuck You, Mr. Bates."
The Auxiliary Society breaks down the first episode of Season 2 where the war comes to Downtonand shakes up the sleepy gentility.
Beyond offering intelligent deconstruction of the themes, the ladies discuss if Edith is truly is a bitch, whether O'Brien is still a virgin, the tragedy of having to button your own buttons, an O'Brien and Thomas YouTube tribute video, and if Sir Carlisle and Mary have as deep of love as the Clintons.